On the outside: congratulations.
On the inside: the truth.

This card is for adult children who grew up managing disappointment, silence, or shifting narratives—while being told it “wasn’t that bad.”

It’s not disrespectful. It’s not exaggerated. It’s accurate.

A darkly honest card for people who are done pretending everything was fine.


• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope